Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Another Letter to Poland (which could also be read as an open letter to Bill Cosby)
Dear Poland,After a long hiatus, and knowing that you never take me seriously, I am writing you with great news: I have figured out how to revitalize your now long-tanked acting career.
I see you as sort of a Bill Cosby type. Funny sweaters, Dockers, and so on. But in grayscale. You don't let your pain show through. Why not? We need to get you out of this, Poland. My scheme for you is better in sepia.
I want to put you in a position of semi-authority, Poland. I want to make you a DC metro cop in a dingy blue shirt and black trousers. I want you to carry a flashlight. I want you to stand beside the escalator and watch as I ride up and down with my beloved at Van Ness station. (Ah, my beloved.) I need your eyes as my witness, Poland. It's true. And by the time she's talked me into letting her try on shoes, you'll be at least two blocks behind us.
So, Poland, I guess what I have in mind is something akin to Bill Murray's career transformation. You saw all that, right? I want to see fields behind your eyes. Kids don't say the darndest things, Poland. They don't.
Look. I'll send you some sketches. I found some naked pictures of you online. I'll work with those.
About Me
- Name: Matthew Shindell
- Location: San Diego, California, United States
Matthew Shindell used to live and write in Phoenix, Arizona. He now lives and writes in La Jolla, California.
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Where are my poems?
Read a PDF of my chapbook, Were something to happen it would be both funny and interesting. Copies of this limited edition chapbook are no longer available.American Letters and Commentary (Coming Soon) - "Hoo Ta Ta, Hoo Ta"
American Poetry Review July/August 2004 - "It sounds like a saxophone tugging across a field"
Black Warrior Review v30n2 - "Sidekick"
FENCE v6n2 - "Drinking with the Ventriloquist's Dummy" & "Parable of the Boy inside the Deer"
Hayden's Ferry Review #25 - "The Willow"
Hayden's Ferry Review #35 - "The Monkey's Skull: Where Do Good Newsmen Come From?" & "Made Easy"
Jubilat 7 - "But Emerson Says, 'The body is a metre. The eye appreciates finer differences than art can expose."
The Melic Review - "In Short, a Pleasant Day :: The Man Arrives, Hooray!" "The Same Words :: Order of Harpoons," & "A Birdâs Head Rolls Into Two Baskets :: Walkie-Talkie"
No Tell Motel - "Order of Harpoons :: Digitalia :: Dobre Vecher" 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Read my discussion of the poem here.
Northwest Review - "Clink" & "Bear-Caught"
Octopus 4 - "About the Author," "Four Star General" &
"The Day :: Born :: The Red Door"
Pleiades 24:2 - "Speech of Artificio, a Character in My New Play" & "Inc."
Tarpaulin Sky v2n2&3 -
"Two Jokes About Bears"
Unpleasant Event Schedule - "He Called Her Forest (or was it Forest?)" & "The Brain Full of Bourbon (concerning the doctor and the simulation of Switzerland)"
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I bought them without you today, beloved. My new lovers are orange.
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